Monday, October 16, 2006
ways to torture yourself;
1get bangs,i mean heavy set ones.they look good and mod and they make you grow zits.its an instant fertiliser for pimples.fantastic
2pluck your brows, its annoying when you see them growing back.can't they just stay that way?
3talking to your ex.everybody is suppose to hate their ex-es,why not me?
4go on a south beach diet.you'll empty your pockets by the first week of phase 1,but you lose the weight.
5go to a girls' school and being part of the loser gang.
6get drainpipes.so you must eat like a rabbit to fit into them.
7join a peagant and don't win.
8get second runner up and hate the winner
9eat long john's sliver everyday
10watch movie everyday
11have 5dollars to go out every time,it just kinda suck
12force yourself to eat something you don't like,it doesn't have to be poo.
13get hot friends, the others would like your maria
14use an old handphone, your friend is telling you you should sell it to a museum
15be nice to mrs gill for a day
16eat smelly tofu
17be nas
posted @9:23 PM
